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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 09:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

I saw a post on X which says "control your lust & you'll understand how boring 90% of women are." What do you think about it? Do you agree or disagree? Why?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is treasury?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Novel coating shields iron from rust with 99.6% efficiency - Phys.org

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Physicists Say Light Can Be Made From Nothing and Now They Have the Simulation to Prove It - ZME Science

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are there no fossils for the 'missing link' that connects our ancestors with other species? Is this a misconception or is there another explanation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

What was your experience when trying GHB?